Skojskala
Kvinnor bättre än män? Tydligen...
Den här hittade jag på en sida.....
All this information is backed up by scientific proof.
1. Without women you would not be here today.
2. Worship women, anyone who is a woman. Because every woman is like your mum.
3. Women are superior to men, because you need more than 40 million sperms to fertilize an ovum/egg. Guys, that's quantity, not quality!
4. Sperms are 75,000 times smaller than ovums.
5. Females have two X chromosomes, which carry genes. Males have only one X chromosome, and this X chromosome comes from your mother only. Males, all your genes except your sex comes from your mother.
6. X chromosomes bears over 2,500 genes, the Y carries only 15. You have 2,485 genes less than a female.
7. A male is a biological accident. Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene.
8. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, thus a walking abortion.
9. From health statistics, in the past 50 years, average volume of ejaculate declined by 20%, and sperm quality is dropping.
10. There are a greater percentage of deformed and sluggish sperms. (Hahahaha)
11. Women are multi-talented. They are now full time career women, and yet they can still run a household. Guys on the other hand come home from work, and complain.
12.Women have a higher threshold of pain, that's why the Goddess gave us the power to give birth and bring life into this world.
13. Women have a longer life expectancy.
14. Young men run a much greater risk than young women from dying of accidents and violence.
15. MEN are dumb, you are so interested in the female's breasts, and IT'S ONLY a LUMP of FAT.
16. Females are highly specialized beings; we have two openings for pleasure and urine excretion. You guys only have ONE urethra where both sperm and urine passes.
17. And for your extra info, urine is acidic, which makes it an unsuitable condition for sperm.
18. In the brain, testosterone is converted to estrogen to bring about its stimulatory effects. So listen up guys, the male hormone has to be changed into the female hormone to bring about masculinizing effects. You are not so macho without female hormones.
19. Your mitochondria (energy source) come from your mother not your father. You are more female than you think!
20.Males only have testosterone and a little quantity of estrogen as sex hormones. Females have more; we have estrogen, progesterone and testosterone. Mind you we have more testosterone than you have of our estrogen.
21. There is a higher level of fatality in male fetuses.
22. The Y-chromosomes of males is smaller than the X chromosome, which is a female.
23. Every male is part of a female, as you carry our X chromosomes. Thus, Every male is 50% female.
24. Although females are the ones who give birth and conceive, more males are likely to have a break down during pregnancy of their spouses. You GUYS are WEAK, we go through the pain, and you cry more than we do.
25. Before you are born a male, you are a female first for the first 12 weeks in your mother's womb.
26. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. BUT behind every successful woman, is herself.
27. The males have bigger brains than women. But WOMEN use a higher percentage of their brains than men.
28. Women have lower risks of high cholesterol levels than males, all thanks to our monthly periods. So women, be thankful that we menstruate.
29. Many males out there keep asking for virgin brides. Honestly if you want a virgin bride, then be a virgin yourself. Don't carry STD's and give it to your virgin bride. She doesn't deserve it.
30. There are more good-looking females out there than males. You can't count the number of extremely pretty women, as its countless (Cindy Crawford, Aishwarya Rai, Elle McPherson, Julia Roberts, Jennifer Lopez...). How many males can you list? Only one in my list (my dad).
31. You find pleasure in superficial stuff (Pamela Anderson is plastic and made up) Go Get A Life!!!
So females: Stand up tall and be PROUD to be A WOMAN.
We are superiors to males in many ways. Do not let males put you through shit, put you down, or use you. You are better off without a male who makes you suffer. There are more things to life than a worthless/useless guy.
All this information is backed up by scientific proof.
1. Without women you would not be here today.
2. Worship women, anyone who is a woman. Because every woman is like your mum.
3. Women are superior to men, because you need more than 40 million sperms to fertilize an ovum/egg. Guys, that's quantity, not quality!
4. Sperms are 75,000 times smaller than ovums.
5. Females have two X chromosomes, which carry genes. Males have only one X chromosome, and this X chromosome comes from your mother only. Males, all your genes except your sex comes from your mother.
6. X chromosomes bears over 2,500 genes, the Y carries only 15. You have 2,485 genes less than a female.
7. A male is a biological accident. Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene.
8. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, thus a walking abortion.
9. From health statistics, in the past 50 years, average volume of ejaculate declined by 20%, and sperm quality is dropping.
10. There are a greater percentage of deformed and sluggish sperms. (Hahahaha)
11. Women are multi-talented. They are now full time career women, and yet they can still run a household. Guys on the other hand come home from work, and complain.
12.Women have a higher threshold of pain, that's why the Goddess gave us the power to give birth and bring life into this world.
13. Women have a longer life expectancy.
14. Young men run a much greater risk than young women from dying of accidents and violence.
15. MEN are dumb, you are so interested in the female's breasts, and IT'S ONLY a LUMP of FAT.
16. Females are highly specialized beings; we have two openings for pleasure and urine excretion. You guys only have ONE urethra where both sperm and urine passes.
17. And for your extra info, urine is acidic, which makes it an unsuitable condition for sperm.
18. In the brain, testosterone is converted to estrogen to bring about its stimulatory effects. So listen up guys, the male hormone has to be changed into the female hormone to bring about masculinizing effects. You are not so macho without female hormones.
19. Your mitochondria (energy source) come from your mother not your father. You are more female than you think!
20.Males only have testosterone and a little quantity of estrogen as sex hormones. Females have more; we have estrogen, progesterone and testosterone. Mind you we have more testosterone than you have of our estrogen.
21. There is a higher level of fatality in male fetuses.
22. The Y-chromosomes of males is smaller than the X chromosome, which is a female.
23. Every male is part of a female, as you carry our X chromosomes. Thus, Every male is 50% female.
24. Although females are the ones who give birth and conceive, more males are likely to have a break down during pregnancy of their spouses. You GUYS are WEAK, we go through the pain, and you cry more than we do.
25. Before you are born a male, you are a female first for the first 12 weeks in your mother's womb.
26. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. BUT behind every successful woman, is herself.
27. The males have bigger brains than women. But WOMEN use a higher percentage of their brains than men.
28. Women have lower risks of high cholesterol levels than males, all thanks to our monthly periods. So women, be thankful that we menstruate.
29. Many males out there keep asking for virgin brides. Honestly if you want a virgin bride, then be a virgin yourself. Don't carry STD's and give it to your virgin bride. She doesn't deserve it.
30. There are more good-looking females out there than males. You can't count the number of extremely pretty women, as its countless (Cindy Crawford, Aishwarya Rai, Elle McPherson, Julia Roberts, Jennifer Lopez...). How many males can you list? Only one in my list (my dad).
31. You find pleasure in superficial stuff (Pamela Anderson is plastic and made up) Go Get A Life!!!
So females: Stand up tall and be PROUD to be A WOMAN.
We are superiors to males in many ways. Do not let males put you through shit, put you down, or use you. You are better off without a male who makes you suffer. There are more things to life than a worthless/useless guy.
Dålig på uppdatering.
Det är vad jag är!
Kan bero på diverse emotionella utsvävningar/svackor/labiliteter. Och ren lathet såklart, det har jag ju gott om. Det är mycket som har gått konstigt och som har stressat och varit ganska rövsmärtigt (eller pain in the ass-igt som man säger på utrikiska). Förhoppningsvis ska dimman snart lätta och jag bli på topp igen. Till skillnad från dagsläget.
Om man skulle mäta mitt mående på en skala, ett till tio, så skulle jag nog generellt inte ens nå upp till en sketen femma. Sen jag kom hem igen har det blivit lite bättre dock (jag är så bra på att fly). Förnekelse är det bästa jag vet.
Julafton var en riktig höjdare! Fick ett minneskort av min syster som jag så innerligt ville ha! Och allt jag gav hene var dödskalleplåster och dödskallemarchmallows. Vilket ju kanske var skoj, men inte riktigt samma... Hon är lite svår, man vet aldrig vad man ska köpa! Men när jag är rik kan jag säkert komma på mycket skojigare helt onödiga saker som ingen annan har. Jag fick också en fantastisk fotobok av min föräldrar (mamma tror jag). Den skall inspirera! Fick lite annat bra smått och gott med.
Denna veckan mååååste jag göra klart min hemsida så den kan komma upp på nätet någon gång. Om man bara kan sluta vara så j***a noga och kräsen hela tiden kanske det kan fungera. Jag måste bestämma mig för en design och sen göra den heeelt klar (och inte radera allt och börja om som vanligt).
Nu ska hästarna få mat och sedan ska man kanske börja fundera över nyårslöftena...
Kan bero på diverse emotionella utsvävningar/svackor/labiliteter. Och ren lathet såklart, det har jag ju gott om. Det är mycket som har gått konstigt och som har stressat och varit ganska rövsmärtigt (eller pain in the ass-igt som man säger på utrikiska). Förhoppningsvis ska dimman snart lätta och jag bli på topp igen. Till skillnad från dagsläget.
Om man skulle mäta mitt mående på en skala, ett till tio, så skulle jag nog generellt inte ens nå upp till en sketen femma. Sen jag kom hem igen har det blivit lite bättre dock (jag är så bra på att fly). Förnekelse är det bästa jag vet.
Julafton var en riktig höjdare! Fick ett minneskort av min syster som jag så innerligt ville ha! Och allt jag gav hene var dödskalleplåster och dödskallemarchmallows. Vilket ju kanske var skoj, men inte riktigt samma... Hon är lite svår, man vet aldrig vad man ska köpa! Men när jag är rik kan jag säkert komma på mycket skojigare helt onödiga saker som ingen annan har. Jag fick också en fantastisk fotobok av min föräldrar (mamma tror jag). Den skall inspirera! Fick lite annat bra smått och gott med.
Denna veckan mååååste jag göra klart min hemsida så den kan komma upp på nätet någon gång. Om man bara kan sluta vara så j***a noga och kräsen hela tiden kanske det kan fungera. Jag måste bestämma mig för en design och sen göra den heeelt klar (och inte radera allt och börja om som vanligt).
Nu ska hästarna få mat och sedan ska man kanske börja fundera över nyårslöftena...
Skumt
Igår var nio olika inne och kollade min blogg, men jag hade hela 38 (!) sidvisningar... Jag misstänker att någon i min närmsta krets hade en tråkig dag med släkten!
God jul förresten, vem du än är. Och alla andra med.
(Visdom gör ont)
God jul förresten, vem du än är. Och alla andra med.
(Visdom gör ont)
(Freud)
" Tid spenderad med katter är aldrig bortkastad tid "
Prepare for the worst...
Detta är nog de sjukaste jag sett!! Nästan..
Känsliga varnas!!!